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Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

The best Hank Moody quotes from Californication.

Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes

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Going Down

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."

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Women Know

"Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him, or kill him."

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Assholes

Hank: Don't you remember I'm an asshole?
Meredith: I'm an attorney.
Hank: Oh, then we're both assholes.

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Gentlemanly

"You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams. It's not gentlemanly."

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Look at the Time

"Oh, look at the time... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in."

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Pooper

Hank: Funky back-tat on the small of the back there, you know what that means? Charlie: No
Hank: She likes it in the pooper.
Charlie: Really?
Hank: I have no idea, I just wanted to say pooper.

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Fellate Myself

"Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet."

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Grabass Appointment

"You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?"

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General Area

"I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples... cock."

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Whisky's Quicker

"Wine is fine but whisky's quicker."

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