Best Californication Hank Moody Quotes
The best Hank Moody quotes from Californication.
"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."
"Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him, or kill him."
Hank: Don't you remember I'm an asshole?
Meredith: I'm an attorney.
Hank: Oh, then we're both assholes.
"You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams. It's not gentlemanly."
"Oh, look at the time... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in."
Hank: Funky back-tat on the small of the back there, you know what that means? Charlie: No
Hank: She likes it in the pooper.
Hank: I have no idea, I just wanted to say pooper.
"Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet."
"You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?"
"I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples... cock."
"Wine is fine but whisky's quicker."