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Dumbest Fitness Equipment Ever Marketed

We've all seen those ridiculous infomercials with the hilarious looking fitness equipment and workouts. Well here's a list of the dumbest.

Dumbest Fitness Equipment Ever Marketed

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Shakeweight

Manufacturer Claim: "Get strong, sexy, sculpted arms you'll be proud to show off!"

Reality: You will be prepared and physically ready to jack-off a horse!

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Hawaii Chair

Manufacturer Claim: "You don't have to exercise, the Hawaii Chair does it all for you!"

Reality: You will be able to hula-hoop for days.

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The Treadmill Bike

Manufacturer Claim: "The future or urban transportation."

Reality: Absolutely pointless, just run you morons.

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Body Bar

Manufacturer Claim: "One Bar. Infinite Workouts."

Reality: You can do the same crap with a broom stick.

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Vibrating Belt Machine

Manufacturer Claim: "Vibrate fat away."

Reality: you get a sweet butt message.

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Ab Circle Pro

Manufacturer Claim: "The Fastest, Easiest way to Fantastic Abs"

Reality: Your boyfriend will love watching you workout if you buy this.

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Slendertone Bottom Toner

Manufacturer Claim: "Firm your bottom with clinically demonstrated Electric Muscle Stimulation (EMS) technology."

Reality: You get to have a nice tingly feeling in your butt whenever you want!

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Leg Magic

Manufacturer Claim: "Get Super Model Legs. Spot reduction in a few 60-second workouts a day."

Reality: This machine can tone leg muscles but spot reduction is a myth.

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Red Fitness - XL System

Manufacturer Claim: "Lose up to 4 inches using the power of core-midsection rotation."

Reality: You look like an idiot and accomplish nothing.

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Vibraslim Europlate

Manufacturer Claim: "Tone and firm your shape with virtually no effort. The vibrations will do the work for you!"

Reality: It prepares you mentally for an earthquake.

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