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Sweet Black Bass

Cartman: "Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line."
Token: "I don't know how to play the bass."
Cartman: "Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass."
Token: "I'm really tired of your racist views on this."
Cartman: "Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!"
(Token plays the bass expertly)
Token: "Oh, Goddammit."