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Lancer - Gears of War

The Lancer, a medium-ranged assault rifle from the Gear of War series, is notorious for its chainsaw bayonet, which will soak your screen is pool of gore as it cuts through a Locust's head. Gratuitously violent? Sure, but it's also completely badass and guaranteed to give any rage-filled suburban adolescence a hard-on. The Lancer holds between 550 to 650 rounds.